Showing posts with label dream jobs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dream jobs. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Woman wants to get her resume off her chest


In this brutal economic time with the bleak job market, people are finding themselves out of work in increasing numbers, for the few job openings that do become available, you really have to stand out above everyone else if you expect to land one of the few coveted positions, it's no longer just "how many candidates do we have for this opening?" or just sending in your resume and application, hoping for a call back, employers are now looking to see "who wants it the most? who's willing to show me they'll do what it takes it get this job? who'll go that extra mile?" What are some ways people have chosen to stand out above everyone else in the crowd?

Take the example of Kelly Kinney, a 29 year old former Marketing professional from Los Angeles California.



Kelly had been working on and off for almost a year decided to tape her resume on her body and stand in front of coffee shops in Los Angeles hoping someone will like her resume and call her for an interview.

The twenty-nine year old former marketing professional said that since September she has been applying for about 40 jobs a day and “It’s just sort of feels like my resume is going into a giant stack with everybody else’s…..it’s extremely frustrating, you get to the point where you say, what’s is going on, what else can I be doing?”

Kinney said she got the idea to put her resume on her shirt from a guy wearing a T-shirt that read “Unemployed”

The credentials on the white T-shirt are listed below a boldface heading: "I NEED A JOB!"

Look at her from the front and you can read the 29-year-old marketing professional's resume. Check her out from behind and you can read the cover letter. Kinney needs a job.




"Publicity is something I have always been good at and basically, the name of the game is how you can get noticed, how you can distinguish yourself from everybody else," she said.

Kinney moved to Valencia, California, about a year ago as her company in Dayton, Ohio, downsized. She worked remotely for her old employer until October, and has been looking for a full-time position for more than a year now, but says she can't even get in the door for an interview.

Since mid-September, she's been applying to an average of 40 jobs a day, but, she said, "it just sort of feels like my resume is going into a giant stack with everybody else's."

The unemployment rate in the Los Angeles area was at 8.2 percent for October, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. A check of employment Web sites found about 10,000 listings for marketing jobs in Southern California.

Potential employers have often told her she is one of 500 other applicants.

"It's extremely frustrating," Kinney said. "You get to the point where you say, 'What is going on? What else can I be doing?'

Kinney said she chooses coffee bars and intersections because they are places where she can find a captive audience -- prospective employers stuck waiting for lattes or red lights. Some people have called her "gimmick" really clever; others ask if she feels ashamed, she said. Kinney is tenacious. While the T-shirt idea is her latest promotion, she also posted her resume on her car window and sent postcards to potential employers -- all in the hope one will believe in her. "If I can sell myself this well, I can sell your company this well as well," she said. She said she has had offers. One was pulled after the employer said they thought she was over-qualified, she said. She rejected a marketing assistant position paying about California's $8-an-hour minimum wage, because the pay was too low. "I have a family; I can't take a $10-an-hour job and still stay afloat." Her husband does have a job, but one salary is not enough to cover the high cost of living in California for a family of three, she said. And it has eaten into their reserves. "We had savings set aside for a down payment on a house, and we have had to go through that -- it's to the point where we have nothing left." Her 10-year-old son's dreams of being an Olympic gymnast may even be lost. Her son Jaelin practices gymnastics 22 hours a week, and is a straight-A student, his mother said. Kinney said she dreads the conversation that's coming. "I am going to have to go to my son and tell him, 'I know you have put your life into this, but I can no longer pay for it.' " But she pledges to keep wearing her T-shirt -- and to keep innovating if that doesn't work. "I have a couple of things in mind," she said. "It will be something no one else has done before." Kinney said she chooses coffee bars and intersections because they are places where she can find a captive audience -- prospective employers stuck waiting for lattes or red lights. Some people have called her "gimmick" really clever; others ask if she feels ashamed, she said. Kinney is tenacious. While the T-shirt idea is her latest promotion, she also posted her resume on her car window and sent postcards to potential employers -- all in the hope one will believe in her. "If I can sell myself this well, I can sell your company this well as well," she said. She said she has had offers. One was pulled after the employer said they thought she was over-qualified, she said. She rejected a marketing assistant position paying about California's $8-an-hour minimum wage, because the pay was too low. "I have a family; I can't take a $10-an-hour job and still stay afloat." Her husband does have a job, but one salary is not enough to cover the high cost of living in California for a family of three, she said. And it has eaten into their reserves. "We had savings set aside for a down payment on a house, and we have had to go through that -- it's to the point where we have nothing left." Her 10-year-old son's dreams of being an Olympic gymnast may even be lost. Her son Jaelin practices gymnastics 22 hours a week, and is a straight-A student, his mother said. Kinney said she dreads the conversation that's coming. "I am going to have to go to my son and tell him, 'I know you have put your life into this, but I can no longer pay for it.' " But she pledges to keep wearing her T-shirt -- and to keep innovating if that doesn't work. "I have a couple of things in mind," she said. "It will be something no one else has done before."

What are your thoughts on her idea? If you were doing it differently, then how? let's hear it!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Not the Kind of Careers They Were Wishing For as Children…



From a very young age we are taught to have certain dreams. As North Americans we are encouraged to pursue the things we want and try to do what make us happy. And as little kids most of us were asked what we wanted to be when we grew up.

Amazingly enough if I think back, I actually might have said “writer” but something more along the lines of “I want to write cool stories.” This was in first grade. Took me a while but now I’m sort of doing it. Why do I bring this up?

Because most kids answers are general, as was my answer. “Doctor.” “Lawyer.” “Fireman.” Rarely will you hear “Semen Collector” or “Person who catches Elephant Poop. There are some really weird jobs out there man.

Here are some pictures of careers that I doubt these people envisioned for themselves.

The Elephant Poop Collector

Imagine going on a first date with this chick and going through those first questions like “So what do you do?”

Target Practice Sign Holder

Now that looks like fun.

The Guys Holding The Pool Scraper

Pool scraper is bad enough but the guys that have to hold him there? Come on!

Stilts Clown

Shouldn’t more of these guys get massive concussions more often? Why don’t we hear about Clown accidents? You would think one or two of these guys would have to trip at some point.

The Guy Who Set up That Horse

This picture is by a photographer but what about the dude who had to set up that horse? Now that’s a weird job.


Master Sniffer

I’m not making this up. NASA hires this guy to see if there are any weird smells around their facilities. He’s the master sniffer.


Semen Collector

I really have NO words for this.


Crash Test Dummy Prepper

This guy puts together and clothes these dummies. Man that sucks.

This Guy

Here, you. Stand there ALL day in this outfit. Thanks.

Risky Photographer

Come on dude, there’s gotta be a better way.


Construction Worker on Tall Buildings

Being afraid of heights myself, This always freaks me out.