Lois Lane's Rules of Reporting

Saw this on tonight's episode of Smallville, Thought i'd share it:

LOIS' RULES OF REPORTING

1 - ALWAYS know your source.

2 - Always make a good first impression (and don't screw up with the boss).

3 - Do WHATEVER it takes to get the story.

4 - If something seems to weird to be true, it usually is.

5 - Never take deadlines too seriously.

6 - Triple check your facts.

7 - Put all the good stuff at the beginning.